HornyNerdCrazy

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March 2011

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My own verse for "Can I Hit It In The Morning" lol

See my words are intertwined 

The feeling that you give me has me out of my mind

Smoking on this kush, you have me at my all time high.

Wondering if my tongue is ready for whats in between those thighs.

You see I am really into you.

I keep having these mental images of what we about to do.

Give me the opportunity and Ill see this whole night through.

To please you is my motive, so let me get inside of you.

Baby you see your thoughts should sing a song

Outside influences will tell you that what you are feeling is all wrong.

But as I kiss your lips, tell me that this feeling is all gone.

Your smile tells me yes so lets continue to make this night long.

Now the end is coming near

They say patience shows maturity, and it feels like I have been fucking you for years..

The words “baby im cumming” are being sung into my ear.

This music that we are making will forever have me relinquishing these tears.

Mar 31, 2011
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Bout to get my J.Cole on...

“uh….uhhhh…Can I hit in the afternooonnn…cuddle up and eat peanut butter off a giant spoon…yeah…can i hit it in the afternoon….woman not in the morning cuz ill nutt to soon.”

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Want to scare random people?

From now on, when you are at the mall and a random stranger is walking towards you…do what I do…either hit them with a real quick crossover or spin move and just yell out “How do your ankles feel niggggggggaaa?!” in a very high pitched voice…and just turn around and walk away. Trust me. Itll scare the shit out of them.

Mar 30, 20111 note
REBLOG IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE THE GREATEST PILLOW EVER!
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Facebook Photoshop -___-

How the hell…in every picture…you have different body pics…but your FACE has the SAME exact SMILE and HEAD TILT in EVERY mothafuckin picture? The whole picture can be in a dark ass setting, and your face is the exact same tone as a damn towel? What happened? Do you have a moving mole on your face? Oh. I get it. That still shot of your face is when you could afford Proactiv before you realized that you actually had to have a paid subscription to continue getting the product. Ok. I see. My fault. Carry on….

Mar 30, 2011
Crocs in the CLUB?!

Next dude I catch wearing crocs in the club…im doing a low spinning sweep kick, chopping him in the throat, grabbing both shoes, slapping him in the face with them and yelling “NO! Dont…DO THAT! NO! GO TO YOUR ROOM!”

Mar 30, 2011

Ladies, please practice walking in heels before you step out in public. At least wear it around your house for a month or two until you get a decent strut out of it. No need to be walking around the malls, and other establishments rubbing your heels against the carpet like you got socks on trying to ZAP the person next to you

Mar 30, 20114 notes
Who I Am

Try writing down the fundamentals of who you are

And you’ll see quickly that you cant get far

There are no set rules of who you should be

Need to question your mentality and question who is “me”

Society will try to mold you into something you’re not

From the television, the music, and what you are taught

Down to the shoes, the clothes, the jewels, the hoes

Nothing is never what it seems, so go for what you know

All this bullshit media, and publicity stunts

Give a damn about competition, I go for whatever I want.

Fuck you and your standards, I stand on my own.

Fuck you and what you think of me, I’ll do this alone.

In love with the idea of doing it all

In love with all your anticipation, to watch me fall

But for me, to fall, means that Id have to be knocked down.

And you are a dumbass fool, thinking you can push me around.

These hands, my feet, these legs and arms

Come from the foundation of my culture, meaning I cant be harmed.

For I know just who I am, and am proud of where I’m from.

So if you’re disliking what I’ve said, lets take a look into your past…and see what changes you should have done.

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Listen

worldchampionslakers:

THIS WEED IS MINEEE

snoop dogg feat wiz khalifa

Mar 28, 20118 notes
Private Porn Star

In love with my sex talk, She said she likes the whips and chains

Stroke game deep, its not sex without the bruises and some pain.

Freaky as she wanna be, she gonna get just what she want.

Tell her ass no and she’ll just smile and do that sexy strut.

You know the one that gets your attention, every single time..

The one thatll have you beg for it, she knows how to control my mind.

I ask her how she want it, she points straight down to the floor.

Tells me to start grubbin, I cant resist, I want some more.

Of that delicious sweetness, those lips are moist and so divine

Soon as the tongue touches, her eyes roll back now I know its mine.

Slide my fingers in her, and cuff em back so she cant escape…

Eyes wide open, It teases her every time I stop and hesitate.

Satisfied for now, I get on top and tell her what she wants to hear…

I am going to beat this pussy up…now the goosebumps take over her ear..

I slide my dick between those lips, she grabs my arms and brings me close…

Tells me to stop fucking around, and dick her down, she loves my stroke.

So I slide myself in her, and enjoy the way it pops right in…

Now that I am inside of you…this is where this story is going to end.

Mar 28, 2011
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If i move back to HI

I am going to make sure my body is on point…have all the chicks that didnt want to fuck with me in high school wondering WHAT…..THE HELL?! lol

Mar 28, 2011
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that moment when you see the person you've been dancing with at the club in a better light ..

pinkystyle:

LMFAOOOO! HOLY SHIT!

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  • Me: Thank you, babe. It really does feel better. I think you need to do it everyday..
  • Dustin: *laughing
  • Me: No for real babe, that's the only time it feels better is when you massage it
  • Dustin: Well, when you suck my penis it feels better so I think you should so it everyday....... For real babe
  • Me: o_O
  • Lol
  • DUSTIN IS THE MAN! hahaha
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